I know I don't run a big webcomic. I'm working on it, trying to get up there, but I do know I'm a really small fish right now, so I hope none of this is misplaced.

People wonder what makes me take 9-18 hours a week to do a webcomic I don't even get paid for. I think the general consensus among webcomic artists is that we do it for the art. Yeah, I don't. Don't get me wrong, I have immense respect for comics. I grew up with Calvin and Hobbes as my bible. Bill Watterson made my childhood, and I don't say that lightly.

Why do I do this? I do it to make people laugh. It's just my personality. I don't do it because I love drawing, because I want people sucking my artistic dick, or because I want "dressing up like Goku and going to conventions" in my job description. I do it because when I post a comic, people laugh. That, to me, is the greatest feeling in the world. I'm not saying this so that one of you guys can email me and say "I LOVE YOU TOO, MAN." Seriously, that's cool, but I don't want to explain any more of the naked pictures to my family. I'm saying this because I mean it. Making people laugh is my goal in life. I love making people happy.

When people disrespect what makes us successful, it bothers the living shit out of me. There are artists out there, who will remain nameless, who treat their colleagues, and even worse, their fans, like absolute shit. How the fuck? These fans are paying their bills, and they're total assholes to them. I'm not saying this is true of all webcomic artists. There's a very small group of them, and I think only one is really well-known. When some high-school kid makes a short animation about Double-Oh and posts it on a forum, my first reaction won't be "I'm going to sue your ass," it's going to be "Wow, thanks man!" I..will not...name..names.

I'm not saying I don't have delusions of grandeur. I'd love to do this for a living. I'd love to go to conventions, not because I love anime (which I don't, and that needs to be said), or because I need to try new games months before they're released, it's because I'd love to meet some of you guys. Already I get emails telling me I'm doing a great job, and I appreciate that. The least I could do, if given the chance, is shake your hand.

Thanks, guys. For everything you've done so far. Hope you stay along for the ride.

Working on the new style still. The first panel of today's comic is what I want every comic to look like. Also, enjoy Siemens, Scientist, and Jesus as youngins.

A Double Oh website is in the works, which means that soon we'll be leaving Smackjeeves and Drunkduck. 'Course, you're all more than welcome to pay a visit whenever you like.

I'm currently weighing my options with different hosting companies, and I still have to get a solid design plan lined up. If anybody has any useful advice for any of this, feel free to email me at double_oh@yahoo.com or send me a PM. It would be mucho appreciated...o.

I'm going camping tonight, so I'll finish up drawing and all the computer work tonight and have it up somewhat early tomorrow.

Throwback to the laser condom joke. And for future reference, the terrorist's name? Johnny.

Mad cred to anybody that gets that reference.

Here's a hint. OH, MY STOMACH.

I promised myself I'd limit filler, since you get so damn much of it on every other webcomic out there.

Going through a breakup at the moment, so I didn't have much happiness or joy to motivate me to make another comic. Unless you wanted the most emo comic on the internets. All of the internets.

I'm tinkering with a new style for the eyes, so feel free to leave any comments regarding them. Opinions are welcome.

This one was a pain in the arse to get up too. I swear the interwebs hate me.

I'll start updating more regularly. I'll do my best to get one up every 2-3 days, but some days I'm just not into it and all you'll get is a bunch of lukewarm comics because I had to force a joke out.